Oh, Another Close One!

Ha ha jokes.

LOLcats 15, Bad Nats 1

Hooray Hooray! Wow a game like this one yesterday, it is hard to pick one thing to say.

I can list all the LOLCats who make scores, or all the Bad Nats pitch throwers who let scores happen, but the internet is too small.

Let's see if the people have anything to say.

Bad Nats Old Coach Handsome Manley says, "That's the best team we have played so far. They're the best hitting team in the world. There is only one team that is better at hitting, and they live on the moon. They are called the Moonplanet Ballshitters."

Pitch thrower Shaky Jake lets ten scores happen. Ten! By himself! Pretty much he is drunk or crazy, or crazy drunk. He says, "A couple of those guys probably got black eyes going to their bat rack." Um? If anybody can tell what Shaky Jake is talking about, please tell this blog. I asked the Rabbi Detective and the Boxing Priest already, and they are like "we have no idea."

The Rabbi Detective says, "Maybe Shaky Jake means that the bats are magical, and they just fly around and hit everything that gets close to them for no reason, including baseballs and people in the face."

Okay, maybe, an interesting reason. What do you think, Boxing Priest? "He's a stupid idiot." Ah, okay.

Picture Club! It is a message for Shaky Jake from the LOLCats, by AP Photo Nick Wass.



Okay so the Bad Nats need lots of help. Yesterday they went and got Speedly Doctor from the three A's. So...what kind of pitches does he throw? He doesn't throw pitches? Ah, okay. Good plan.

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Well, a New Game today is the last game against the LOLCats. So far it is LOLCats 24, Bad Nats 9. Yeef.

Okay, well for the LOLCats the pitch thrower will be the pretty good Gold Bond. Real facts! You can buy underpants with this pitch thrower's name on them. Well, they will have to make more first.

Usually Gold Bond is good for babies, but maybe not for the Bad Nats pitch thrower Giant Baby. Remember when he was pretty good? Maybe it is time to send him back to the giant orphanage.