Help the Namies!

This is the name of the charity program the Bad Nats use to help out the Nametown Namies to get to the Baseball Super Bowl.

Nametown Namies 4, Bad Nats 1

The hero of this game yesterday is the Bad Nats offense. They have so much trouble making scores that they only make one, when the Nametown Namies Trent Utlington Forthmanshire IV, Esq. makes a crazy throw so that Zeppelin III can run to the fourth base. Otherwise the Bad Nats act like they never hear of scores, or stepping on the fourth base without being out. Maybe they are all tired from not eating for Yarmulke Day?

So the Nametown Namies can't make any scores, either except one. Trent Utlington Forthmanshire IV, Esq. makes a quadruple for a score and that is it.

So the game goes to the tenth round, and Silverspoons Jr. just makes a huge scores mess when he throws pitches for the Bad Nats. Hooray Hooray!

Picture Club! I mean, come on, who can be scared of the Bad Nats when they are side punchers?



Flowers Jesus, nobody is afraid to me punched in the side. Also punch harder.

$$$

Well, today is the last New Game ever in the Killed Brother Stadium. For three years they play there and win 121 games and lose 121 games, so they have to win this game today to be winners in the Killed Brother Stadium.

So they only have to make scores on the best Nametown Namies pitch thrower, Camel Nose.

Well, it is good luck that the pitch thrower for the Bad Nats is the horrible Hotlips Houlihan. Uck.