Friday, May 16, 2008

Bad Nats Can't Beat Softball Girls

Or a fake team named for fishes. But they can beat up Suberbers pretty good! The pitch thrower Fifth Nelson of the Suberbers gets mad at the Bad Nats for saying "Hooray Hooray!" and says they are softball girls, which, okay, if the Bad Nats can beat softball girls it is a big improvement.

Okay, here is the Old Games before this blog comes to the terrible news:

Suberbers 6, Bad Nats 3 Zeppelin III makes two scores with a quadruple, but the pitch throwing for the Bad Nats is not so great, and Kurns Stupid drops the balls hit by Heaven Expert on the Suberbers, so that is that.

Bad Nats 5, Suberbers 3 Well, well. Tacky Disguise dresses up like a pro baseball pitch thrower before this game, and throws pretty good pitches. Plus there is some offense from Christmas Goose and Flowers Jesus, so that is fun.

Bad Nats 1, Suberbers 0 Wow, a game with zero offense! First it is good for pitch throwing. Tasty Burger comes back and does really good, since no scores are made on him. The Bad Nats somehow make a score, the Suberbers run around like crazy and get out, and then Weenie Teeny catches a crazy ball! Maybe it is time for the Suberbers to practice with softballs.

Picture Club! Here is Fast Freddy trying to say thanks to Weenie Teeny for catching so good.



Uhhh, no, he is over here, Weenie Teeny. No, over here. Maybe somebody checks to see if he uses blind magic to catch balls?

Okay so now for the horrible news. Thor Jiggawatt, who has a broken legs for two years and finally comes back to play baseball and is pretty good, now gets hurt again. And goes to the hospital again. AGGH. The hospital fills up with Bad Nats.

1 comments:

Doghouse Riley said...

Uh-oh, looks like the Devil Powers may be backfiring on the Bad Nats! Either that or Tubmaster's voodoo curse is back--Hill is having a cortisone shot and "fluid drained out of his elbow." Maybe it will be easier for him if he can pitch underhand.