There Is Like More Months of This You Know

These games against the Nametown Namies, they are pretty stupid, but there is lessons in them. It is the three kinds of Bad Nats games!

Bad Nats 4, Nametown Namies 0 Okay here is the first kind of game. There is great pitch throwing from the Bad Nats (Tacky Disguise is dressed as fireballs), and there is some offense (MC Lastplace makes two scores). This game happens once a week.

Nametown Namies 1, Bad Nats 0 This is the second kind of game. There is great pitch throwing, this time it is the second favorite pitch thrower of this blog, Tasty Burger! He is good instead of horrible! Then there is zero offense. So there is a lose. This kind of game happens three times a week.

Nametown Namies 12, Bad Nats 2 Ugh. Here is the kind of game the Bad Nats play 3 times a week. Horrible, horrible pitch throwing. Cheeky Chubby, he gets worse and worse. So many scores are made on him. Then there is also a tiny amount of offense, but who cares? Hooray Hooray!

Thanks to Professor Maths for helping this blog figure out the hard numbers for this Bad Nats games project. Now he goes to the shed with the calculator made from beads.

Picture Club!



It is about when Christmas Goose runs to the second base. The Nametown Namies throw the ball to get him out! But it is good that Trent Utlington Forthmanshire IV, Esq. is doing his favorite dances from the ballet he sees last night. Tra la la! The ball flies in a crazy direction.

Okay, next is the weird game against the Hat Professor. Nobody knows what is happening.

Oh It Is the Main Enemy of the Bad Nats

Oh wait it is just the Big Birds.



Still, the Bad Nats have so much trouble. Who is still on this team, anybody? Does Troll Lawyer control more devil powers than Scrooge McBaseball? Well, look at these games:

Big Birds 5, Bad Nats 3 Well, the problem is that the Bad Nats love horrible baseball. Hilly Hickson throws pitches that are not so great, Fast Freddy makes crazy throws to nobody, MC Lastplace and Everybody Duck! drop the balls...Hooray Hooray!

Big Birds 6, Bad Nats 5 Paris Texas throws pitches that are pretty bad, Wile E Peyote forgets to catch balls so he can pick mushrooms and buttercups...sorry it is the same game or something. Then Kurns Stupid can't make scores and everybody says it is his fault the Bad Nats lose. Thanks, Jim!

Bad Nats 2, Big Birds 1 Okay, so the Bad Nats do the rain dance and it rains some and then it stops and starts again. Lamarr Ejecto throws great pitches and Christmas Goose makes a quadruple. Well, they do not lose all the games.

Picture Club! Here is a calendar with the next games on it. Okay first it is some games against the Nametown Namies, and then...uh...



The Hat Professor? Please is this a new Major Baseball League Team?

Bad Nats Can't Beat Softball Girls

Or a fake team named for fishes. But they can beat up Suberbers pretty good! The pitch thrower Fifth Nelson of the Suberbers gets mad at the Bad Nats for saying "Hooray Hooray!" and says they are softball girls, which, okay, if the Bad Nats can beat softball girls it is a big improvement.

Okay, here is the Old Games before this blog comes to the terrible news:

Suberbers 6, Bad Nats 3 Zeppelin III makes two scores with a quadruple, but the pitch throwing for the Bad Nats is not so great, and Kurns Stupid drops the balls hit by Heaven Expert on the Suberbers, so that is that.

Bad Nats 5, Suberbers 3 Well, well. Tacky Disguise dresses up like a pro baseball pitch thrower before this game, and throws pretty good pitches. Plus there is some offense from Christmas Goose and Flowers Jesus, so that is fun.

Bad Nats 1, Suberbers 0 Wow, a game with zero offense! First it is good for pitch throwing. Tasty Burger comes back and does really good, since no scores are made on him. The Bad Nats somehow make a score, the Suberbers run around like crazy and get out, and then Weenie Teeny catches a crazy ball! Maybe it is time for the Suberbers to practice with softballs.

Picture Club! Here is Fast Freddy trying to say thanks to Weenie Teeny for catching so good.



Uhhh, no, he is over here, Weenie Teeny. No, over here. Maybe somebody checks to see if he uses blind magic to catch balls?

Okay so now for the horrible news. Thor Jiggawatt, who has a broken legs for two years and finally comes back to play baseball and is pretty good, now gets hurt again. And goes to the hospital again. AGGH. The hospital fills up with Bad Nats.

Hello! This Blog Is Still Here!

Not like some other most favorite blogs of this blog. This blog does not understand "zone ratings" and other baseball numbers like Capitol Punishment. This blog only understands HORRIBLE BASEBALL, so it is a good time to look at the Bad Nats!

Space Carpet 4, Bad Nats 3 This is how stupid and bad this team is. They can have Zeppelin III make two quadruples and still lose to this ick team.

Bad Nats 8, Space Carpet 3 How does this game happen? Oh, it is crazy upside down day from planet whoopsie do. The Bad Nats player Weenie Teeny even makes a quadruple. I mean...seriously it is so crazy.

Fake Team All-Stars 7, Bad Nats 3 Here is the embarrassing part for this baseball team, who lose three games to this stupid fake team inside the Bad Mansion, with the stupid song playing about how everybody is nuts to like the Bad Nats. YarrrrgH! Tacky Disguise of course dresses up like a ball of throw ups inside a toilet on top of poops.

Fake Team All-Stars 11, Bad Nats 0 HOORAY HOORAY!

Fake Team All-Stars 5, Bad Nats 4 After this game people send this blog letters in the internet mail about how they think this blog will stop writing this blog. This is how horrible this game is. The Bad Nats are winning and then Danger Beard comes in and throws pitches and Hernia Joe makes a quadruple and Uggly Buttler makes a quadruple and BOOOOOOOO!! BOO BOOOOOO!! YAAAARRGGGHHH!! Danger Beard has a new nick name and it is called Ay Ay Ay!

Bad Nats 10, Suberbers 4 Paris Texas uses the trick invented by the pitch thrower Hotlips Houlihan, and that is to throw all the pitches and then also make all the offense. Also to ask for devil powers.

Picture Club! It is about what Heaven God thinks about the Bad Nats using the devil powers.



Well, it is a volcano and lava and electric lightning bolts, sooooo...

Two Kinds of Terrible News About the Bad Nats

Well, the first news is that the Bad Nats don't win against the Space Carpet. The Space Carpet has six scores and the Bad Nats have five scores at the end.

This is one of the annoying games where the Bad Nats go ahead with quadruples, then the other team goes back ahead when the Bad Nats throw terrible pitches or drop the balls or screw up.

Picture Club! It is about Broken Lunchbox of the Space Carpet who makes all kinds of offense in the game yesterday.



Here he is beating up Zeppelin III with a punches party while nobody looks. BOOOOOOOO!! A bad game.

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There is another real bad news. It is about the good blog Capitol Punishment. Really it is the best blog. It is the most favorite blog of this blog. Anyway the blog writer says he won't make the blog anymore. It is ick. Please say that the words are lies!

The Bumblebees Disappear

Well, there is some good news when the Bad Nats play the Bumblebees for four games.

Bad Nats 3, Bumblebees 2 Here it the time for Kurns Stupid to start being good again maybe? He runs to the fourth base and also makes a score. Also Paris Texas lets two quadruples happen when he throws pitches, but only two scores so it is okay.

Bumblebees 11, Bad Nats 4 Hooray Hooray, a terrible game! Lamarr Ejecto stops being the pitch thrower everybody likes when the Bumblebees make six scores on him. Thanks, Jim!

Bad Nats 9, Bumblebees 8 Wow a crazy amount of scores are made by Christmas Goose. He makes six by himself! It is a good thing because the Bad Nats pitch throwing is terrible.

Bad Nats 5, Bumblebees 2 Tacky Disguise dresses up like the man with the net coming from his hat, so the Bumblebees can't get him. It works!

Picture Club! It is a picture of the Bad Nats election.



They make Kurns Stupid King of the Bad Nats and give him the "hello there!" wave.

Wow A Super Crazy Bad Nats Day

Well they send the pitch thrower Magic Chef to go to the tests and now he needs to go to the hospital for real. So next time he throws pitches is two months. Or never! Who knows! It is exciting.

Okay, but then the Bad Nats beat the Scalpies again by 3 scores to 2 scores in the game yesterday.

First Hilly Hickson throws pretty good pitches for the Bad Nats. When nine rounds of baseball is over, everybody has the same one score. In the extra round 12 the Scalpies make a score. Oh well.

But then it is crazy when the Bad Nats are on offense. There is a man standing on the first base and the second base when Wired Nerves comes to make offense. There is a plan for him to make a bunt hit (ook) but then Handsome Manley changes his mind because hey, bunt hits are so stupid.

But Wired Nerves is so nervous he doesn't see the sign language! He tries to do this bunt and it is horrible. The ball flies to the Scalpies pitch thrower Costs Many, but that guy drops the balls! Then there is three guys standing on the bases when he gives the four balls to the next Bad Nats offenser and it makes a score!

Old Coach Handsome Manley says, "Destiny, baby! It was a mix-up with the signs." So the new name of Wired Nerves is now Destiny Baby.

Then Fast Freddy makes a score and there is the game win for the Bad Nats.

Picture Club! It is the whole Bad Nats team talking to Fast Freddy before Fast Freddy goes to make the last offense.



"We are so tired. If you don't make this score so everybody can go to the houses we will eat your head." Fast Freddy, he knows how not to get his head ate.

Extra News! There is an extra Bad Nats news, about a new song they have to play now in the Bad Mansion. They save it for after the game for when people don't leave fast enough.

It is called "Get Out or We Will Keep Playing This Song on You." This news comes from the good blog why.i.hate.dc. Thanks, Jim!